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Guest scottydosnntkno
bmws are some of the easiet cars as a whole to tint though :lol next to pontiacs

your rite scotty ! except for the azzhat driver and tight gaskets that need felt !

I hear bmw , my regular price goes up 50-70 dollars depending on their attitude ....

except for those two minor issues, its flat glass :dunno

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6'6" and 300lbs.....

How in the Jesus do You fit in the back of a G35 Coupe? Dam! I thought I was big! :lol2

Worse, think GTO or 996 Porsche. That is why I have a helper, on the tough ones one of us gets situated inside, the other pulls the liner and wets then hands it in the car to the other.

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6'6" and 300lbs.....

How in the Jesus do You fit in the back of a G35 Coupe? Dam! I thought I was big! :lol2

Worse, think GTO or 996 Porsche. That is why I have a helper, on the tough ones one of us gets situated inside, the other pulls the liner and wets then hands it in the car to the other.

I agree with booms , I'm only 5'9" and 150lbs. and can fit behind the seat in a reg. cab truck ! :lol2 and even my lil azz has a hard time fittin in on the G35 !!!

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2 years ago I had a 300 series owner pick me up by the shirt collar and shake me...telling me he was going to kill me cause his sun visor I put on over a year before was a quarter inch lower on one side of the windshield than the other and I wouldn't give him his money back on the complete car after the year had passed with no problems. That's my best bmw story :dunno

Man, that takes the cake!

I think that is where being 6'6" and 300lbs of anger help me out, lol. Someone tells me "I don't like it" I tell them "you better like it". Conversation is over. LOL.

Ahhh the intimidation factor is a wonderful thing. Last night my 14y/o Step-Daughter had a boy over and he was intimidated when he saw me. "Is that your Dad? Most Dads don't like me, I don't wanna be on his bad side." I'm only 6'2 280 and take a 56 coat since my chest and shoulders are big. Of course it probably made a difference that I puled my shoulders up and back to make sure he realized it lol.

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6'2 230 and I still try and squeeze my ass in the back of pickups :zzz
2 years ago I had a 300 series owner pick me up by the shirt collar and shake me...telling me he was going to kill me cause his sun visor I put on over a year before was a quarter inch lower on one side of the windshield than the other and I wouldn't give him his money back on the complete car after the year had passed with no problems. That's my best bmw story :zzz

Man, that takes the cake!

I think that is where being 6'6" and 300lbs of anger help me out, lol. Someone tells me "I don't like it" I tell them "you better like it". Conversation is over. LOL.

Ahhh the intimidation factor is a wonderful thing. Last night my 14y/o Step-Daughter had a boy over and he was intimidated when he saw me. "Is that your Dad? Most Dads don't like me, I don't wanna be on his bad side." I'm only 6'2 280 and take a 56 coat since my chest and shoulders are big. Of course it probably made a difference that I puled my shoulders up and back to make sure he realized it lol.

I can get in cars easy but it's easy for customers to pick me up and shake me :dunno

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2 years ago I had a 300 series owner pick me up by the shirt collar and shake me...telling me he was going to kill me cause his sun visor I put on over a year before was a quarter inch lower on one side of the windshield than the other and I wouldn't give him his money back on the complete car after the year had passed with no problems. That's my best bmw story :mad

Man, that takes the cake!

I think that is where being 6'6" and 300lbs of anger help me out, lol. Someone tells me "I don't like it" I tell them "you better like it". Conversation is over. LOL.

Ahhh the intimidation factor is a wonderful thing. Last night my 14y/o Step-Daughter had a boy over and he was intimidated when he saw me. "Is that your Dad? Most Dads don't like me, I don't wanna be on his bad side." I'm only 6'2 280 and take a 56 coat since my chest and shoulders are big. Of course it probably made a difference that I puled my shoulders up and back to make sure he realized it lol.

Well im in UK and I'd kick all your asses :bat

What ya going to do HUH? HUH? LOL :bat:gasp:gasp

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